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Please remember that this is all in jest and should not be taken to heart.

Enjoy and have a great laugh.

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 ///  File Name: ball.jpg
Description:
The Cops are stealing the Penguin!
File Size:38152
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:c7e823f43775b1be467fa254ea6df665

 ///  File Name: apache-owned.gif
Description:
A screen shot from when apache.org was defaced with a Microsoft logo.
Homepage:http://torn.kaapeli.net/apache.org-hacked
File Size:36857
Last Modified:May 5 15:38:15 2000
MD5 Checksum:da4ea4d0480860e630966d982930044d

 ///  File Name: h4x0r1ng.gUid3.txt
Description:
The compl3t3 gUid3 t0 Hax0rIng![at]
File Size:35102
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:4b0a82a69f32882fe11d35bae1a46626

 ///  File Name: unixoid_hell.gif
Description:
Microsoft VI version 1.0.
File Size:32741
Last Modified:May 10 05:29:40 2005
MD5 Checksum:c06216b77e138004b361b704e77f4bc2

 ///  File Name: unixplate.gif
Description:
UNIX License Plate
File Size:32618
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:09 1999
MD5 Checksum:73811053df9ee0f1abd264a82545aa06

 ///  File Name: inferno.html
Description:
The Computing and Internet Inferno
File Size:31741
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:3f7f6c0d0ba804b8913f7b4efdd8ff4d

 ///  File Name: opcodes.html
Description:
Assembly Language Opcodes
File Size:30914
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:fcd4f24c8862ace9b007f0badb86aeff

 ///  File Name: windoze_2495.jpg
Description:
Cyber Bill Gates .jpg
File Size:30607
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:09 1999
MD5 Checksum:48088f7c83251f5703b16c1f7940504f

 ///  File Name: l33t_cereal.jpg
Description:
L33t Cereal.
File Size:30345
Last Modified:May 7 15:15:46 2003
MD5 Checksum:16e2b5cfe3aeef6cacd854895216fa24

 ///  File Name: nmap-matrix2log.jpg
Description:
Amusing picture of Hollywood using Nmap and an exploit for the SSH CRC-32 vulnerability in the new movie Matrix Reloaded.
File Size:29661
Last Modified:May 16 12:53:59 2003
MD5 Checksum:1e37bc629f1e5601b3b4f9805cd0614c

 ///  File Name: MSoptions2.gif
Description:
Microsoft Windows secret options - Aggrivating display properties.
File Size:29611
Last Modified:Jun 28 23:29:20 2000
MD5 Checksum:909e6dd36b4a909a4dcc5e043f7f76a5

 ///  File Name: cube_anim.gif
Description:
Cube animation
File Size:29380
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:113aabbd0672eacad5bdb8c149ad99d0

 ///  File Name: GODvsBUSH.gif
Description:
Visual proof that God has possibly deliberately pushed the recent hurricanes in Florida through territories that voted for Bush.
File Size:26389
Last Modified:Sep 21 04:38:51 2004
MD5 Checksum:cf4388906e6c54b872c60a26c18b711c

 ///  File Name: linux-history.html
Description:
The Great War: Linux -vs- Minix
File Size:26325
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:2babc6d69fe9fe8b21fcb6427cc1fa37

 ///  File Name: db-3.26.gif
Description:
Doonesbury Gets Hacked, Part 5
File Size:25576
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:87386d83fa3565d08431c5b3ec581b07

 ///  File Name: db-3.24.gif
Description:
Doonesbury Gets Hacked, Part 3
File Size:25288
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:4990c566ee6ac45c62c61ec50717e525

 ///  File Name: dumpster.jpg
Description:
Dumpster on fire
File Size:25176
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:189f26d65feb760bec00c2da9c1e9805

 ///  File Name: bushy.jpg
Description:
This jpg has nothing to do with unix, but it is easily funny enough to warrant being in the unix humor section anyway. It is an unaltered press photo of GW Bush being accosted by a gooselike animal.
File Size:25033
Last Modified:Nov 21 01:19:46 2001
MD5 Checksum:c9729c4917dce2251caa339fcbc7e603

 ///  File Name: bsod.gif
Description:
Funny comic on blue screens of death and halloween.
File Size:24589
Last Modified:Nov 1 03:09:17 2002
MD5 Checksum:8e2f7b718e9dd16ff15149d8775942f7

 ///  File Name: db4-poc.gif
Description:
Doonesbury Haxored, Part 4
File Size:23737
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:a34314bfdc64cc535404e4c45b3e7b47

 ///  File Name: db2-poc.gif
Description:
Doonesbury Haxored, Part 2
File Size:23154
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:56ea8b6396d7d3634a49027a2cf60e38

 ///  File Name: db-3.22.gif
Description:
Doonesbury Gets Hacked, Part 1
File Size:22378
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:ab5c5366245088fb32bd1252353616c3

 ///  File Name: tao.of.programming.html
Description:
Tao of Programming
File Size:22361
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:09 1999
MD5 Checksum:4c0de0e63769683aceb50152542e5102

 ///  File Name: hacking.html
Description:
You know you've been hacking too long when... (new version)
File Size:22136
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:39d9144fb85c40b8d165a7db9e6c8613

 ///  File Name: db-3.23.gif
Description:
Doonesbury Gets Hacked, Part 2
File Size:22089
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:e2aafd43c670aadeb7431ac50ad6ca1c